After dAnkan calms down from the shock of the tour almost being over by hyperventilating under their wing for a moment, you see the duck look up with newfound energy. With excited eyes and energetic legs, dAnkan herds you all up a hill.
“This is the Q building. Nice place, but sadly no microwaves. There,” says dAnkan and points at a neighbouring building, “is the other Q building. They are connected by a creepy tunnel.”
You are just about to ask about the microwave situation in the other Q building, but before you could notice it dAnkan had already herded you to another building.
“Here’s the B building! Nothing too important here, other than the occasional Batman sighting.”
It doesn’t take many milliseconds after dAnkan has finished speaking before you find yourself in front of another building.
“Here’s the Coffice café, an important rest stop before making the trek all the way to M.” You see dAnkan walk in the door, turn around, and exit with a steaming cup of coffee in their wing.
After chugging it and throwing the porcelain cup in a trashcan, the tour continues into the wilderness of KTH. During the walk you hear dAnkan point out sights like the machine park and the PQ bus; Ugglevikskällan and the dog park; SKH and SU; but suddenly the hyperactive dAnkan stops and quiets down.
“Hmm… I think we’ve gone too far, I’ve never been here before,” grumbles dAnkan quietly to themselves.
“You mean we’re lost? Should we backtrack?” you ask cautiously.
“That sure sounds like a good idea, the problem is that I don’t remember where we came from. Well, all hope is not lost, we haven’t gone all the way to Alba-Nova. These areas have actually been studied in great detail by the great explorer Kautschulius!”
“THE Kautschulius???” asks most of the group all at once.
“The very one,” replies dAnkan. “He sadly passed away some years ago, but I was fortunate enough to inherit his trusty GPS. Sadly, it is encrypted with something called ‘Luanti’, so we’ll have to crack it first.”
“And how should we do that?” you ask.
“Bah, it’s easy! We just need to think like Kautschulius, act like Kautschulius, and maybe even steal his identity!” exclaims dAnkan.
“That sounds hard, we never even met him!” worries a scared participant.
“He wasn’t a complicated man. All you need to know is that he liked something called the ‘Minetest mod’ so much he named his first born daughter after it. Other than that, just look around! Kautschulius was an avid explorer.”